i need to come back to america asap!
so here's my whacky plan.
i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.
Anyway, that's the boring bit out of the way, the songs.
Let the voting begin!
Let's see Ireland give us very little and we will give them a lot more.
Greece and Cyprus to swop loads of points, as will the Eastern bloc and the Scandinavians.
We haven't got many friends in Europe so you better put your money somewhere else Crumpet.
i need to come back to america asap!
so here's my whacky plan.
i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.
Moldova - left the best 'til last?
Don't think so some how. Quite a nice looking girl though, trousers nice and low and a sort of Ciny Crawford lookalike (I said sort of!).
Oh I think it's me beer goggles doing the talking.
4/10
i need to come back to america asap!
so here's my whacky plan.
i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.
Armenia - another song being sung in the native tongue!
So far it's not bad, though a little slow.
What is it with all the toilet paper getting stuck in that tree?
Actually this song is getting very boring.
4/10
i need to come back to america asap!
so here's my whacky plan.
i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.
Turkey - apparently they are British belly dancers, dancing for Turkey!
Singer has a weak voice but song is reasonably catchy.
Think this may do quite well.
7/10
i need to come back to america asap!
so here's my whacky plan.
i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.
Bulgaria - Indian chanting meets Eastern European mysticism.
Also how not to apply make up.
Don't think the world is going to be rocked by the influx of Bulgarian music that's for sure.
1/10
i need to come back to america asap!
so here's my whacky plan.
i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.
Romania - we've had dyke alert, now we have pikey alert!
In my infinite wisdom of always being unable to predict the winner in Eurovision, I think I can safely say that Romania will not win!
2/10
i need to come back to america asap!
so here's my whacky plan.
i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.
Here we go - it's Scooch!
Soooooooooooo camp, sooooooooooooooooooo naff it's brilliant!
If those funny foreigners had any sense they would rocket this one to NUMBER ONE!
Every one in the land from tots to grannies should be up and singing to this!
8/10 - no bias involved at all.
i need to come back to america asap!
so here's my whacky plan.
i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.
Favourite alert - or for any Americans reading this - favorite alert.
Ukraine - what are they wearing?
Catchy in some kind of Eastern European disco way.
The he-she lead singer dances a bit like me after I've had a shandy!
6/10 for memorability
0/10 for promoting tourism to Ukraine
i need to come back to america asap!
so here's my whacky plan.
i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.
Crumpet - I'm not copying you, look at the times of posting, you just keep coming up with the best comments though!
Anyway -dyke alert!
Doesn't Serbia have any lipstick lesbians!
Voice is good though.
Where did they think the costumes up - prison?
oh hang on, think the backing singers might start a bit of girl on girl action!
i need to come back to america asap!
so here's my whacky plan.
i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.
Crumpet - yes yes yes - we HAVE to do ApostaEurovision next year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can imagine it now - all round the telly, drinking various alcoholic beverages (in moderation of course), taking the mick (sorry anybody from Ireland - I meant taking the piss) out of every one!
Gemany - no no no - you are not Herr Sinatra!
3/10
